I really hate to sound so mean
But you're the laziest person I've ever seen!
Never helping me one bit
Just like always - there you sit!
Who in the world do you think you are?
Some spoiled and pampered movie star?
Not in my book sweetie pie
The only stars here are in your eyes!
There was one time you did your part
You pitched right in there - bless your heart!
You were just as sweet as you could be
The way you shared the chores with me!
You didn't groan - you didn't pout
You were more than willing to help me out
A miracle - it surely seemed
But I should have known - it was just a dream!